If I Wrote for David Letterman
If I were on the writing staff of Late Show with David Letterman, this would have been my submission for a monologue joke:
As you know, Wendy's restaurant has been having a tough time lately and apparently it's getting worse. Just today, their corporate headquarters received a very serious complaint from an angry customer who said that when she placed her order, a very rude employee behind the counter gave her the finger.
4 Comments:
Steve-
I laughed, I cried, I vomitted...It was better than Cats :)
After reading that article...I will continue to not eat Wendy's food...wow!
Bradley
By The Egel Nest, at 3/26/2005 5:54 AM
I would also add to your monologue...
"This gives a whole new meaning to finger food."
or
"Upon asking the Wendy's employee what was in the Chili, a customer requested that the employee SWEAR that the meat was all natural. The employee replied, "I swear." The customer then wanted more...PINKY SWEAR!"
:)
Bradley
By The Egel Nest, at 3/26/2005 6:01 AM
You guys are making me hysterical!!!
Stop already!!!!!!
By Anonymous, at 3/26/2005 9:38 AM
It looks like Brad and I are on a roll. Of course, if we were literally on a roll, then I guess Wendy's would have yet another menu item!
By Steve Shapiro, at 3/27/2005 12:10 AM
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